lameborghini:

girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)

(via amoying)

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

(via daftpnk)

tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

(via giraphics)

slimshota:

kiss my neck and whisper dirty things in my ear

(via whorville)

iwishihadafather:

ireland’s main form of currency is potatoes

(via condorn)